Holiday humor at the expense of those we know too well...

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED:
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> Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
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> Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are
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> Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
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> Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
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> Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
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> Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
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> Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
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> Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
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> Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...
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